Cromwellius

Cromwellius is the former Emperor of the Omniverse. He plays an enormous role in the religion, his most notorious act is having killed the creator, Servesuvius. He is an entity of incredible power and fashioned The Nine Realms from his creator's flesh and bones.

He reigned as the King Of The Gods during The Primordial Era (the era before time), there he abused his power and lived in constant luxury under the expense of the mortals beneath his tyranny ruled as a loving and benevolent god-king that represented despotism and lust all things valuable to civilization.

According to the Abstracts Life, Death and Destiny, he and the varud Alberticus are intertwined in a vicious bond. They are fated to always meet each other at the height of their lives, be it through causality or synchronicity, and then slay one another. The slain soul waits for his slayer to fall as well before the two reincarnate at the same time only to repeat the cycle.

The Titles of Cromwellius
Throughout the Cromwellist Manifesto (also known as the Codex Cromwellius), Cromwellius held multiple titles, some are from much more localized versions while others are from "official" canon texts.

The amazing doctor, professor, ecologist, astronaut, disc jockey, judge, supreme leader, supreme commandant, captain, secret agent of the CAO, CEO of the world entrepreneurship association, teacher, pope, bus driver, CROMWELLIUS AQUARIUS AFRIKANUS ADEPTUS ATTICUS AURELIUS ORTELIUS MARCUS SICILIUS EDUVANUS JAMANIUS CRISTOBALUS, first of his kind and first of his name, king of the atlanteans, one of the triumvirate, the supreme archangel of smoke and cancer, Tarzan, hunter of smokers, king of the smog land and smoke kingdom, fuhrer, progenitor of HIV, slayer of waifus, sheriff, he who impregnated the queen and the tooth fairy, ruler of the reichs, father of fascists, mother of marxists, the crystal ball, survivor of the thunder's nose, champion of the longest beard contest, hanger of Sayori and Okonkwo, the legendary super saiyan, master of the shadow realm, the autistic, the conqueror, the 69th veteran survivor of the third infantry, comrade, handmaiden, wielder of the shining swords, father of the squatters and of seizures and guns, founder of the way, founder of the DEECO PCB, sailor of the smoking ocean, the jade king, ruler of all nine realms, his supreme highness of ultimate starlight, monarch of all kingdoms in the world and of heaven, hero of Marawi, the real god, the number 1, mother of the gods, aunt of the dark devourer, the aftermath, the immortal gundealer, destroyer of staplers, thief of Freddy Aguilar's horde, leader of the police brutality brigade, enemy of all that is, ancestor of Cristostomo Ibarra, the God of Cromwellism, the silencer, the dragon, the five-star general, the field marshal, the god-emperor of all races, the Kuryente King, the council leader of the tokhangs, the soldering iron of justice, the hacker of catalan, winner of the Jama challenge, maker of the twilight labyrinth, the unexcused letter, the #1 subscriber of Bandol Vlogs, patient zero of Ligma, enemy of Pedophiles, the first born of Servesuvius, the wielder of the Doss Ennth, the lunatic god, the power supply, the living battery, the eradicator, the number 1 husbando/waifu, the sword of justice, mother of mothers, father of fathers, the alpha and the omega, ancestor of Harold, master of the sea, beater of wives, omnisexual hermaphrodite, the theoretical discoverer, the glock saint, god-tamer, god-king of the sun and of storms, long-hand and destroyer of worlds.

Dawn of the Gods
When the supra-primordial known as Servesuvius would come to be, with his left hand of ice and right hand of fire he would create the first of the realms, a multiverse which shall become known as Protodeos, the land of the first generation of gods, the Primordials.

From the very first sky of the universe came an egg. This mighty egg was encrusted with jewels and was painted a shiny and reflective platinum. After one multiversal month, the egg would hatch. The shells would dissipate and turn into the eight winds of the multiverse while what was born was a boy. A young boy that could already walk, speak and think, this boy was the mighty Cromwellius. He had a sparrow's head and a stork's wings, a canary's wings by his ankles and he was accompanied by hummingbirds. The young Cromwellius would meet the king of the birds, Owlfather, and the king would raise him, teaching him the ways of the world, or rather, the ways of the planet he was born on, which was simply named Skyworld.

As the young Cromwellius matured and grew, he slowly turned from a sparrow to that of an eagle, the mightiest of the birds. Soon he himself would lead the kingdom of the birds and fly across the planet he was on. But the young Cromwellius yearned for more, no beast no matter how big could stand up to him or his army of avian brethren, so he looked up to the star-filled sky and into space.

The gods of Skyworld, especially Cromwellius' adoptive father and wise mentor Owlfather, feared space. It was an empty void that denied air and was home to unknown dangers, but Cromwellius was not afraid. The first signs of his desire to conquer and expand began here when he grew bored of his Skyworld. The floating nest-cities, high mountains and lush forests were not enough for him, he sought for more.

Soon Owlfather would grow old and senile, and in this he would grow slowly more mad and paranoid about usurpation. He would have Cromwellius arrested, accusing him of attempting to usurp him, but Cromwellius was no longer tolerating the old fool's games. He was stronger than any of the guards and mightier than any of Skyworld's bird gods. His own army would be by his side and under his leadership he would defeat all of Skyworld's gods. He would eventually kill Owlfather and be crowned as the new god of Skyworld.

After his coronation he was to create his own bird species out of his own image, he would create the mightiest of the birds, the eagle. He would also be referred to as Eaglefather afterwards.

As the new god-king of Skyworld, he would have all of Skyworld's goddesses as his wives. He would sire numerous new gods for Skyworld, and with the planet under his rightful rule he would set his eyes once more to space.

Cromwellian Expansion
Cromwellius turned Skyworld into a land that was preparing for a star-faring expansion. With his numerous genetically altered bird-warriors, as well as his mighty sons to act as his generals, he felt unstoppable, and for the most part he really was.

Cromwellius would quickly colonize other planets, putting them under his rule. Slaying the gods that opposed, bedding the gods that he either captured or simply submitted, and instating his loyal children as the new gods of those worlds. Soon planets became galaxies, and galaxies became universes. Cromwellius began conquering a chunk of the multiverse, and none could oppose his godly might.

Until one day, in the planet of Gourmand, Cromwellius would meet his estranged brother, Ceazure.

Ceazure refused to bow to his brother, and so the two fought. Unlike the many other gods he'd faced before however, Ceazure was something else. Cromwellius had never witnessed such strength and power to come from any opponent. In the end they both fled from the battle to lick their wounds.

The two would face each other again at a later date, at that time however their battle was interrupted by the rest of what will become the pantheon, Banquolf, Tsar Gon, Chubuddha and Lolisundari.

The Great Murder
The demiurge Servesuvius was a titan of incredible power, and as of Cromwellius' discovery of him, he had one simple plan. Destroy him. He believed that he should control and rule over all of creation so along with his brothers Ceazure and Chubuddha they took their weapons and one day attacked their master.

Servesuvius may have given the gods life, but his creations had long surpassed him in power. The three would tear him apart and then use his body to create the realms. Cromwellius took pleasure in creating Milruar all by himself, a land full of life and nigh-perfection. His paradise would become one for the gods.

But soon the idea of who should reign as the supreme god across all of Yggdrasil became clear to the three. Chubuddha would back down, deciding to leave the role to his two more powerful brothers. Cromwellius and Ceazure glared at each other, their urges for power growing every second. The tension was thick, one could cut it with a sword.

It didn't take long for the two gods to quarrel and fight each other, their bloody battle would proceed to send shocks and shakes across the still stabilizing realms. Ceazure's elves would quiver in fear, Chubuddha would order his muses to protect mankind, the other gods decided to protect the other realms from the shockwaves produced by the two.

Cromwellius would claw Ceazure with his talons, Ceazure would crush him with his weight. The two seemed evenly matched, until Cromwellius hatched a plan. He had previously made ancillaries of great magical prowess from some of his maker's remains. He would use the amulet known as the Pinipigunur against his obese one, turning away his incoming strike. Cromwellius would then counter with an incredible and augmented counter strike, knocking Ceazure unconscious.

The other gods would sense the window of opportunity. Banquolf would use his vast strength to lift Ceazure out of Cromwellius' sight while Lolisundari and Chubuddha would restrain Cromwellius until he would calm down. Soon it was evident that Cromwellius was indeed the greatest in the omniverse, and was crowned its mighty god-emperor.

He would name his pantheon The Cromwellian Pantheon, and with the birth of the Abstract of Time the Cromwellian Age would begin.

With his new status, Cromwellius would have numerous spouses, wives and husbands alike, and have many, many more children.

Reign of Qua N'Zhou
The realm of Urthar was a beautiful one dominated by the human race. Humanity had numerous civilizations and with them empires of their own. One empire spanned three multiverses, this empire belonged to the wizard emperor Guanlong. Guanlong was an ambitious warlord, many had tried to have him assassinated yet all would fail. He would master Urthar's mysterious magics and unlock the technology to travel from one realm to the other.

His enormous empire prospered, the fearsome dragon emperor had no equal.

Save for the gods, but they too shall soon bow. Guanlong desired power, he could not afford rebel gods to reclaim their dominion over the territories he had conquered. He had managed to banish them before with a powerful removal spell but they are to return. Guanlong would decide to travel across the realms in search for power, and in doing so he would discover a magical artifact known as the Raptor Blade. A god-killing blade that can cleave the electrons off of an atom.

With it and some planning, he would murder the rebel gods and claim their power as his own. He began to bathe in the blood of these gods until he too would become that which he destroyed. Guanlong became a god, and in doing so he would change his name to Qua N'Zhou.

Qua N'Zhou would then expand his empire further, many more multiverses had to be conquered, yet his life could only go for so long. He had used every scientific development available in his reign to prolong his life or reach the point where he evolves past death itself, yet he cannot claim it. Qua N'Zhou would decide that perhaps it was a good idea to prevent the Cromwellian god of death, Lukaslav, from claiming him instead.

He would attempt to bribe the god with riches and women, but Lukaslav would deny the emperor's offer. Qua N'Zhou asked the god how he could possibly lengthen his life, but Lukaslav did not answer him. And so Qua N'Zhou grew angry and slashed the death god with the Raptor Blade. Lukaslav would be cut across the shoulder and a side of his chest, but the wound was not mortal. The god would then curse the emperor. Qua N'Zhou will not die a peaceful or natural death, but instead one of excruciating pain and torment.

Lukaslav would leave to report to his superior, Cromwellius. Qua N'Zhuo would learn that the blade could even harm the Cromwellian gods, and so he set out to plan the end of the supreme gods and rule as the one true.

Qua N'Zhou would upgrade his technologies and finally be able to reach the godly realm of Milruar, there he would ride his mighty flying serpents and with his army march towards Cromwellius' castle. Cromwellius however was there, waiting for him. Qua N'Zhou would demand the god's surrender, but the skyfather was not having it. And so the two had a duel.

Much to the wizard's shock however, the raptor blade could not wound Cromwellius, Cromwellius was simply far too powerful for such a lowly weapon. Cromwellius would then reduce Qua N'Zhou to dust with a simple whisper, and then do the same with the rest of Qua N'Zhou's frightened soldiers.

Attack of Jabanus
Cromwellius had an old foe known as Alberticus. The two have been at odds for who knows how long. The giants of Weisnart and its gods have been at odds with each other.

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Paraphernalia

 * The DEECO PCB: A small slab of stone with incredibly small runes emblazoned all over it. Within it holds the souls of Cromwellius' mightiest and most loyal warriors.
 * It may or may not mean "Department of Ecological and Economical Criminalities Organization Police Camaraderie Bureau".
 * The CASIO: A powerful device that can send Cromwellius through time and space, as well as turn him into a non-entity if he wishes. Like the DEECO PCB it can also summon warriors, although these ones are stealth-based variants. It was once an ancient government that controlled the governments of the Mermen and Giants, first seen during the reign of the god-emperor Qua N'Zhou.
 * It may or may not mean "Central Authority Secret Intelligence Office".
 * The Pinipigunur: A powerful amulet taken from the coldest parts of Servesuvius' icy hand. The great ice storm is stored within it. The amulet grants the wearer enormous magical power and can freeze many solid, be it in ice or in time. Its most notable quality however is its ability to turn back attacks, even deflecting the attacks of the mighty Ceazure himself.
 * The Arm of Fire: Cromwellius' signature weapon, a handheld firearm that gun blow up universes with a single shot.
 * The Dos Ennth: A deck of demiurgical power, known as the Genesis Deck, it is said to be capable of creating a brand new multiverse, as well as destroy them.
 * The Unbreakable Balls: A weapon of Mark Atum's rather than Cromwellius'. When Cromwellius was castrated his testicles were thrown into the void, but the vines of Yggdrasil would catch them and coat them with melted Villonium before being scattered to two random realms. The balls have an unknown amount of abilities, sometimes it acts as a conduit of holy energy, other times it creates protective barriers.
 * The White Fleece: A fleece that protects the wearer from attacks, especially magical ones. Can even be used to parry magical attacks.
 * Morkulas: A powerful spear forged by Banquolf in the Dwarven Father-Forge. The spear he uses in killing Balatbat.

Trivia

 * Cromwellian Mythology takes a lot from other mythologies, in Cromwellius' case, he has allusions to Horus, Ra, Atum-Ra, Odin, Zeus and Krishna. His many wives and constant lust/infidelity can be attributed to the latter two, his trickery and "all-father" status to Odin and his bird like traits to Horus and Ra. The three skyfathers (Zeus, Odin and Ra) make up his skyfather design, and along with Atum-Ra for his "supreme" aesthetic.
 * When Cromwellius reincarnated, he was given the name Mark Atum or Marcus Ra. Both come from Atum-Ra, but the latter also comes from Ra.
 * The number of Cromwellius' spouses are unknown, but some estimate it to be nine billion wives and eight billion husbands.